(~750w, 2nd Person) Hollywood’s formula for horror is often reminiscent of the genre’s villains. Sequels and remakes are like the killer that won’t stay dead. Always popping back up, never relenting in coming back from the ashes, and forever opening its eyes just when you think it’s gone for good. This horror remake obsession is…
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Hi [first name], At 4:07 PM, our automated system alerted us of an outage for internet and phone services. We’d like to apologize to the valued customers of Blue World Telecom for this issue, and we can report that within five minutes of receiving the alert our repair team was dispatched. Two minutes after that,…
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(~300 words, 2nd Person) When someone does us wrong, professionally or financially, we turn to the court system for help. Imagine you do this and win. The company that did you harm has to pay up. Then they vanish, and comeback – only now they’re off the hook. This frustrating situation is something many truckers…
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(~300w, 3rd Person) In a nod that’s long overdue, Randy Rhoads is set to be honored by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Musical Excellence Award evolved from the “Sidemen” category of the hall, dedicated to recognizing underappreciated musicians who sometimes get unjustly forgotten in the rock legend conversation. While the guitar player’s…
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(~500w, 2nd Person) Warning – spoilers ahead. Life’s hard in the zombie apocalypse, especially when you piss off the friendly town protection racket Titled “The Lost and the Plunderers,” this week’s Walking Dead saw allegiances tested and the gore-factor cranked up big time. New tensions arose, and old decisions came back to haunt some characters…
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Hi, and welcome aboard [first name]! The Mershire Wellness Club is happy to call you a member. We do well at wellness, and we’ll be even better off now that you’re with us. Our main goal is to provide effective and non-judgmental approaches to health and wellness. As a member, you’ll enjoy content from our…
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(~300 words, 3rd person) Tossing, and turning, and tossing, and turning, and…oh, morning already? Almost everyone has been there. There, being in the middle of a bed after a long day, but without the ability to get to sleep. It’s miserable and frustrating, partially because of the mystery behind it. Even exhaustion isn’t enough to…
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If you’re someone who’s always wanted to play guitar, and rock it, this is the package to support your journey. The Premium Bundle is the most valuable option I offer for long-term musical growth. It’s designed to start you on solid fundamentals then help you develop your own style as your unique guitar experience unfolds.…
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